Freak Show Clown Mallet Hammer

Step right up, step right up! For the greatest Halloween costumes ever! No creepy clown is complete.. without his weapon of choice... This mallet will do just nicely.. for the sinister evening festivities that await you!

It's Halloween! It's Halloween!
The moon is full and bright
And we shall see what can't be seen
On any other night.

Skeletons and ghosts and ghouls,
Grinning goblins fighting duels,
Werewolves rising from their tombs,
Witches on their magic brooms.

In masks and gowns
we haunt the street
And knock on doors
for trick or treat.

Tonight we are the king and queen,
For oh tonight it's Halloween!